My name is Tim and I like to live life in the slow lane, occasionally changing into the carpool lane without a passenger when I'm feeling risky.

awkward-elevator:

“This election will be as easy as sucking the life out of a baby.”

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ohnosiro:

In the end credits, the Coffee Shop Manager is credited as just Coffee Shop. Quentin Tarantino said this was because when Tim Roth puts the gun to his head and says “Are you gonna be a hero?”, the manager only says “I’m just a Coffee Shop-” before Tim Roth cuts him off and starts yelling again.

I’M JUST A COFFEE SHOP

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paulscheer:

Paul Scheer and Adam Scott trolling Comic Con

Yup…This Happened!

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tyleroakley:

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-post-it- said: I was just in Paris and I saw a Corgie and I thought of you and your unique corgie tumblr obsession. Thats all.

Please tell me it had a beret or a baguette in it’s mouth. The only thing better than a corgi is a stereotypical french corgi.

Devendra Banhart. (Taken with GifBoom)

Devendra Banhart. (Taken with GifBoom)

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